Starting a blog reminds me of when I was a kid and I'd get a new journal. I was just talking to my mother about that last week. She was cleaning the basement and found all of these journals that used to be mine. She told me that she'd never known I'd been a journal person. My sister, she kept one journal for years in elemantary and middle school. She was religious about it. Me, I went through journals like I went through pairs of socks. I'd write in it, and start it something like, "Hey journal, what's up?" Original. Anyway. I'd write in it straight for a week, then I would write in it once the next week, then it would get thrown under my bed. I'd find it again a year later and write in it again. And then it would remain somewhere hidden in my room for years. So most of my journals were failures.
Hopefully, this blog won't be a failure though. I kind of like the idea of of a blog. Some place to outlet my sense of the world. So we'll see how this goes.
So I figure I'll start my first post with a short post about my title.
Grey Kangaroos are awesome. Period. They look all cute and cuddly, but are they really? You can be the judge after you watch the video below, but here's my opinion. Grey Kangaroos are ninjas or secret agents in disguise. You doubt? You may well do that. You've seen Winnie the Pooh. Kanga and Roo are such peaceful individuals. But wonder why you never saw an adult male around? How come Roo didn't have a dad? It's because his dad's job was too violent and Kanga left him. She couldn't mention it on the show or in the books because she was under witness protection. Did you think Kanga was her real name? Psssshhh. Obviously not. Who would be absurd enough to name a kangaroo mother and son Kanga and Roo. Only the witness protection program.
Kanga's husband was a kangaroo Australian secret agent, trained by the ninjas in the Tibetan mountans. But after he became addicted to smoking Australian grassland grass, he let his violent tendencies get the best of him (for those of you who don't know, Australian grass has the opposite effect compared to the canabis some people smoke; instead of mellowing you out, it can make you more aggressive, similar to alcohol). So Kanga and Roo are on the run from him.
You don't believe my story? Here's your proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVq7Mo6LY-A
So enjoy your night or morning or afternoon, and if you have any comments, post away. Right now I'm going to watch the episode of the Office that I missed earlier. Then I'm going to sleep, so tomorrow I can be productive.
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